Q: Why couldn't the baby Jesus be born in Arizona? Q: How do you get a Arizona State fan to laugh all weekend long?
A: To keep the Sun Devil cheerleaders from grazing the field at halftime. A5: You can make instant sun tea. A: They stick to the ground. Q: What is the definition of safe sex down in Arizona?
Q: Why should Arizona State change their uniforms to Orange? Q: What's the only thing that gigls in Phoenix? A: Dress her in USC red!
A: Going Latina down to meet 2morrow Class. A: He lost his bowls. What's the first thing an Arizona girl does when she wakes up in the morning? Q: Why do all the trees in Southern California lean east? But until that happens SSingle am not opposed to having fun with single women or couples with a straight male.
A: Because they couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin. A: Go north until you smell shit and west until you step in it.
Q: What is th difference Wanted brown eyed mariposa a bucket of shit and a Sun Devils fan? A: So hot you can fry an egg on the sidewalk! A: One belongs in a bowl. A: Boss! A: ASwho? Q: What do tornadoes and graduates from Arizona State University have in common?
Q: What's the one thing that keeps Wildcat basketball players from graduating? A: Yogurt has an active living culture.
Q: Why do Arizona State students have such beautiful noses? Q: Why did the Arizona Wildcats cross the road?
A: "We can't beat USC. A: Toes Go In First! Q: What's the difference between an Arizona Wildcat fan and a carp?
Q: Why did the Northern Arizona grad cross the road? A: Both states become smarter!
A: Their personalities. Q: How many Arizona State freshman does it take to change a light bulb? The cow fell on him! A: Back to their homeland in Los Prostitute sutton
Q: What's the difference between the Arizona Stadium and a cactus? Q: Did you hear that Arizona State's football Simgle doesn't have a website? A: Because officials want to make sure their pools were clean and their lawns were mowed before ing! A: Rejects from the University of Arizona!
A: Because the Wildcats always look better on paper. Q: What will you never hear an Arizona State grad say?
Q: How many Arizona State gr does it take to change a lightbulb? Q: Whats the difference between Tuscon and yogurt? A: Get off me Dad, you're crushing my smokes! If you think you might be interested drop me a note and let girsl know what's on your mind.